Crunchy mom vs Silky mom. Crunchy-mom this, “semi-crunchy” that… have you ever wondered where you fall on the Crunchy Spectrum? And what is crunchy mom anyway? Like most things these days it isn’t an all-or-nothing thing (well, maybe for some sanctimommies) but a gradient of crunchiness that spans from Silky to Scrunchy to Crunchy. Take our silky-crunchy-scrunchy quiz and find out once and for all how crunchy, or not, you are (plus a complete explanation of what the terms mean, once you get to the end!).
Hint: You can take the quiz how you wish you were, or how you really are, either way works! Just be consistent for the most accurate results.
QUIZ: How Crunchy Are You?
Are you a crunchy mom, a silky mom, or something in between? Share with your friends and find out where they are too!
I came in at 45% – Scrunchy.. I’ll not have my child injected with FDA poison, nor will I have their personalities molded by everyone they’ll meet in the public school system, but I have no problem wrapping rear ends in a plastic diaper and handing them an iPad to shut up and go away for a little while.
Turns out I’m exactly 50% Crunchy, which means I’m solidly “Scrunchy.”
I was 25% crunchy so basically a silky mom and I’m good with that. I’m a part of the new age parents, raising them on my on, and we got things to do lol. Liked this quiz!
You are 45 % crunchy
You’re a Scrunchy Mom!
Also known as “Semi Crunchy,” you’re somewhere in the middle, between Silky and Crunchy. You like the idea of more natural living, but also like some of the world’s modern day conveniences. As a result you embrace some natural ideas, and reject (or just don’t get around to doing) others.
This is almost correct based on the questions given :)
Not surprised that I got a 70% crunchy. It’s right up my alley. I try to go as natural, earth-friendly, and healthy as possible. Then do a little better each year.
I got 75% but I am still pro-vaccinations! I’m a little confused why homeschooling is associated with crunchy. For us it more has to do with wanting a flexible lifestyle.
I think homeschooling is considered “crunchy” mostly because it’s often associated with attachment parenting. The quiz shows how well different choices align with a crunchy lifestyle, but it’s not an exact science! There are always exceptions– the “why” behind why we do what we do matters the most!
I love this post and this is so fun turned out i’m 75% scrunchy!
I’m 45% “scrunchy”. Pretty accurate and funny! I’d be interested to know how you created a quiz like this in wordpress. What a fun idea!
Glad you thought it was fun! I made it with a free plugin called “Quiz and Survey Master.” :)
the quiz is super cute. I am in the middle :)
this was fun!
That was a great quiz. I turned out 55% scrunchy
You are 10 % crunchy
You’re a Silky Mom!
Very old school, my kids are all grown and pretty much self sufficient now. I am ok with silky, silk is nice!
I’m 25% crunchy. I didn’t think I was anywhere near crunchy anyways lol.
35% crunchy. Because we (try to) separate the trash and we co-slept.
70% Crunchy, it fit me pretty well.
I’m 15 % crunchy
A SILKY MOM!
Silk is great!
You happily vaccinate and defer to the expertise and recommendations of modern medicine, think “organic” is overrated, and fully embrace modern-day conveniences like disposable diapers, Netflix for the kids, and pizza delivery.
Great quiz!
85% crunchy????